There’s a fake orgasm competition in my dorm tonight. Yeah. I said it. There will be snacks, free condoms, and emotion scarring for everyone who goes!
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I seriously want the book with all the concept art for the movie for Christmas!!!
promo pic for “The Maternal Congruence”…LOL
Ohmygod! Does this mean that Sheldon could possibly get a girlfriend on the show (Namely me, if I moved to LA and the director saaw me and was like “you have a precious gap and a charming personality. Would you like to play an adorably awkward genius on The Big Bang Theory and then get to make out with Jim Parsons” to which my answer would be ”YES” and then I would pass out!) !?
Sweet Jesus!!!!
SUE: Bring it on, William. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you are no good at. Right next to being married,…
WILL: Don’t.
SUE: …running a high school glee club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian. Love ya like a sista.Glee, 1x13 Sectionals
While watching this I was like ‘Where’s the hair comment!?!’, then it happened…and it was glorious! Sue is probably my favorite character.
Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for tryin’ to pick a fight
I know that I’ve got issues
But you’re pretty messed up too
Either way, I found out I’m nothing without you
Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
And honestly,
My life my life would suck would suck without you.Glee, 1x13 Sectionals
This song made me soooooo happy, what happened right after it took my broken heart, put it back together, and gave it a huge hug!
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This is officially my favorite!
OH MY GOD. Like Like Like. Halloween costumes for next year? Yeah, I think so.
If so, I’m coming and I call being Snow White! (Though I refuse to ruin my legit Snow White costume.)
You are more than welcome to come! That would be so fun. However, Hannah has it in her head that she is going to be Snow White. I still think she should be Cinderella, but she refuses.
Hannah can suck my dick. She can be Sleeping Beauty. She has the hair AND she could reuse the costume if she wanted to go as Princess Peach for the year after.
Writing a term paper about Heart Of Darkness, a book that I didn’t even read. It’s due tomorrow. Fuck.
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Hepburn and Kelly, Backstage at 28th Academy Awards, Hollywood, 1956
Epic photo full of wayyyyy too much talent.
Twilight Spoof with Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn - AOTS
Don’t care if this has already been posted. It is a minute and half of genius.
I wish that this had been the book…it would have been like 70 pages long
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I envy her paleness and bask in the awesomeness of Disney at Christmasstime!
me rn.
Dean: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…
Damian: He doesn’t even go here!
Tina Fey: Do you go here?
Dean: No… I just have a lot of feelings… so does my brother…
Tina Fey: Okay, go home.
