December 2009
36 posts
In 1896, Brazil and Zanzibar were at war for 38...
ohyeahfacts:
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So was I. Zanzibar and I are NOT on good terms.
Necessary Equipment for Surviving a Zombie...
sheishannahrific:
According to The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks:
Water, three quarts per day, for cooking and washing.
Hand-pumped water filter
Four replacement filters
Cistern for collecting rainwater
Iodine and/or purification tablets
Canned food, three cans per day (preferable to dried goods in that they contain some water)
Two portable electric stoves
Advanced medical kit...
First final of the week at 12. I just want to go homeeeeee!
It’s official…I’m going to be SICK for finals week. Shoot me in the face, this is just NOT fair!
Writing a term paper about Heart Of Darkness, a book that I didn’t even read. It’s due tomorrow. Fuck.
I love it that I was horribly hung-over yesterday and then fine last night (a night that I did not drink at all), but this morning, when I move I feel like i’m going to hurl. This is horrible.
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WatchDigital Short: Two Worlds Collide ft. Reba McEntire
1000th POST!
“Its about representing family, friends, tanning, gel and everything.”
– Pauly D- Jersey Shore
Life Is Full of Lessons, I Hope Use The Ones From...
Last night I learned some very important things:
Raspberry Smirnoff Ices are my favorite.
The Dutch word for ‘Yes’ is “Yah” and how to say ‘I’m so drunk.’ (I forget the latter, but I know I learned it.)
Waking up with a hangover to the FIRST SNOW totally cures it.
You can make new and interesting friends everywhere, Like the girl who threatened to...
Are you there God? It's me, Bridget.
Lord, please beer* me strength. Get me through finals.
*shameless Office reference.
“I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the...”
– Mark Darcy (I tell myself this every day) (via onelanebridget)
This is the best and most beautiful thing any human being could ever potentially say to me. I love this scene so much.
(via sheishannahrific)
You are so jealous that my name is Bridget, aren’t you?
As far as i’m concerned, winter break cannot come soon enough. I’m seriously worried that i’m going to fail this geology test tomorrow, and then I have a term paper due on Tuesday that I have yet to even start. Shitcakes.
I just bought The Princess and The Frog soundtrack…this just made my crappy day 500% better!
Remeber this Bridget. Maybe one day someone will...
Jude: Just as you are? Not thinner? Not cleverer? Not with slightly bigger breasts or slightly smaller nose?
Bridget: No.
Shazzer: Well, fuck me.
Tom: This is someone you hate right?
Bridget: Yes, yes, I hate him.
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts...”
– Bridget Jones
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Tom: Whose side are we on?
Shazzer: Mark's of course. He never dumped Bridget for some naked American.
Bridget: But he did shag Daniel's fiancée and left him broken-hearted.
Tom: You're right, it's a tough one to call.
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So that's what the bible was about (Love Actually)
Karen: So what's this big news, then?
Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
Karen: The lobster?
Daisy: Yeah!
Karen: In the nativity play?
Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster.
Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy: Duh.
Love Actually (My favorite part of the movie...
Daniel: So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum, or is it something else? Maybe... school - are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
Sam: You really want to know?
Daniel: I really want to know.
Sam: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
Daniel: Even if that's the case, yeah.
Sam: Okay. Well, the truth is... actually... I'm in love.
Daniel: Sorry?
Sam: I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is, I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Daniel: [laughs] Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
Sam: No.
Daniel: Oh, well, okay... right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Well, because I thought it would be something worse.
Sam: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
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“Beautiful Aurelia, I’ve come here with a view of asking you to marriage...”
– Love Actually (Colin Firth, I Love you!)
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“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals...”
– Love Actually
Owl City is coming to IUP!!!!!! I have never been more proud of my college!
Geek Freak-Out of the Day
So I ordered like 100$ worth of comic books back in OCTOBER. They shipped on NOVEMBER 2nd and I STILL have not gotten them! I could’ve ordered them from a some huge website, but instead I tried to support a local business (well…it’s in Milwaukee but whatever! Their prices were great.) and now i’m out a ton of cash with nothing to show for it. I am royally pissed off.