I have no musical talent.
But I still want to go on tour.
I make excellent cupcakes, I usually smell really nice, I have been informed on multiple occasions that i’m really comfortable to nap on, and I’m used to cleaning up after people.
I can play the tambourine.
So if there are any bands filled with extremely attractive (pale and frail) guys who need this position filled on their bus, hit me up. I’m serious.
And I’m precious.
